irc, 484 bytes

Result

WA

Duration

939ms

Code [DL]

* main has joined #code
* x has joined #code
* y has joined #code
* z has joined #code
* main sets mode: +v x
* main sets mode: +v y
* main sets mode: +v z
<input> Hey, x.
* main changes topic to f
<input> Hey, x.
<input> Hey, y.
<input> Hey, z.
<input> Hey, z.
<if> x, are you equal to y?
<z> I'm y.
<output> What's your character, z?
<input> Hey, x.
<input> Hey, x.
<input> Hey, x.
<input> Hey, y.
<if> x, are you less than y?
<jump> Let's talk about f.
* main has quit IRC (Quit: )

stdin

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973 336

stdout

*Error* There's something wrong with this line. (Line #9 in code.irc)

stderr

PHP Notice:  Undefined index: variables in /root/irc/irc.phps on line 108
PHP Notice:  Undefined variable: kill_channel in /root/irc/irc.phps on line 436
PHP Notice:  Undefined variable: kill_channel in /root/irc/irc.phps on line 436
PHP Notice:  Undefined variable: kill_channel in /root/irc/irc.phps on line 436
PHP Notice:  Undefined variable: kill_channel in /root/irc/irc.phps on line 436
PHP Notice:  Undefined variable: kill_channel in /root/irc/irc.phps on line 436
PHP Notice:  Undefined variable: kill_channel in /root/irc/irc.phps on line 436
PHP Notice:  Undefined variable: kill_channel in /root/irc/irc.phps on line 436

strace

10    execve("/bin/sh", ["/bin/sh", "/root/script", "/volume/CODE"], 0x7ffd3a7e04d0 /* 7 vars */) = 0
11    execve("/usr/bin/realpath", ["realpath", "/volume/CODE"], 0x55b8b419ad18 /* 7 vars */) = 0
11    +++ exited with 0 +++
10    --- SIGCHLD {si_signo=SIGCHLD, si_code=CLD_EXITED, si_pid=11, si_uid=0, si_status=0, si_utime=0, si_stime=0} ---
12    execve("/bin/ln", ["ln", "-sf", "/volume/CODE", "/tmp/code.irc"], 0x55b8b419ad38 /* 7 vars */) = 0
12    +++ exited with 0 +++
10    --- SIGCHLD {si_signo=SIGCHLD, si_code=CLD_EXITED, si_pid=12, si_uid=0, si_status=0, si_utime=0, si_stime=0} ---
13    execve("/bin/ln", ["ln", "-sf", "/root/irc/main.irc", "/tmp/main.irc"], 0x55b8b419ad40 /* 7 vars */) = 0
13    +++ exited with 0 +++
10    --- SIGCHLD {si_signo=SIGCHLD, si_code=CLD_EXITED, si_pid=13, si_uid=0, si_status=0, si_utime=0, si_stime=0} ---
14    execve("/bin/cat", ["cat", "-"], 0x55b8b419ad68 /* 8 vars */ <unfinished ...>
15    execve("/usr/bin/php", ["/usr/bin/php", "/root/irc/irc.phps", "main.irc"], 0x55b8b4f58088 /* 8 vars */ <unfinished ...>
14    <... execve resumed>)             = 0
15    <... execve resumed>)             = 0
14    +++ exited with 0 +++
10    --- SIGCHLD {si_signo=SIGCHLD, si_code=CLD_EXITED, si_pid=14, si_uid=0, si_status=0, si_utime=0, si_stime=0} ---
15    +++ exited with 0 +++
10    --- SIGCHLD {si_signo=SIGCHLD, si_code=CLD_EXITED, si_pid=15, si_uid=0, si_status=0, si_utime=0, si_stime=1} ---
16    execve("/bin/rm", ["rm", "/tmp/code.irc", "/tmp/main.irc"], 0x55b8b419acf0 /* 8 vars */) = 0
16    +++ exited with 0 +++
10    --- SIGCHLD {si_signo=SIGCHLD, si_code=CLD_EXITED, si_pid=16, si_uid=0, si_status=0, si_utime=0, si_stime=0} ---
10    +++ exited with 0 +++